My Grandmother: …anyway, there’s nothing wrong with having a man as a life partner, you can still have a relationship, it doesn’t have to be sexual.
Me: Nonna, you realise I’m not a lesbian? I’m bisexual.
My Grandmother: Oh. That Stephen Fry, he’s bisexual, isn’t he?
Me: Stephen Fry is bipolar, not bisexual.
[via bollockingwankshite]
I still need to know — if I end a post in a question mark does it give you a comment form?
I have been having some wacky times lately and haven’t been on Tumblr at all for the last couple of weeks… if there’s something that’s going on with you that I should know about or some reblog I desperately need to have in my life, leave a comment/askbox message. Sound good?
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I have a LiveJournal post up because life has been weird lately and anyone who wants to know what has been going on should go see because I don’t feel like cross-posting the whole thing and I don’t know if my Tumblr friends who are not LJ friends would want me to anyway. Either way, have an excellent evening, everybody.
#c-3 r-1 a-1 z-10 y-4
#my tag gives you a hint!
Put a ‘ϟ’ in my ask and I’ll put my itunes on shuffle and tell you our song.
the more the merrier
On the other hand this could legitimately be entertaining. I’m assuming I just tell you the first song that comes up? Only I will also include a bogus explanation for why it is the perfect song for us! ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST
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REBLOG THIS IF YOU WANT A LONG ANONYMOUS MESSAGE SAYING WHAT THEY THINK OF YOU.
Yup, reblogging. Because I have virtually no shame after I have taken Ambien but before I fall asleep.
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get to know me and I will get to know you back :)
I am reblogging this because a. silly memes make my tiny world go around and b. I need to inform givesmevoice, who mentioned “moths” under the phobia thing, that I am terrified of moths and I never knew anyone else who was afraid of them! Do you ever get really panicked about them and afraid that you’ll like breathe them in and they’ll be fluttering around in your throat/nasal passages and then you’ll die from combined horror and smothering? …no? Just me? OK.
(I will also add, though, that I used to see a therapist who had a home office in a woodsy area in Newton, and in the fall she had the WORST moth infestation around her building that I have EVER seen. I had evening sessions and I’d be working through whatever, industriously striving to be just a 100% a-OK sane-as-sane-can-be person, and then I would walk out of her office into a storm of thousands of moths EVERYWHERE and that would be it. Maybe she cultivated the moths on purpose to drum up business? idk.)
So now that I’ve answered #18 all on my own, someone should ask me some of the other ones!
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I seem to be changing who I am all over the place. I have an awful suspicion that this username is going to change in about eighteen hours, too.
#the artist formerly known as slammerkinkylie
#at least now no one will assume that I have been jailed for telling kinky lies
I was about to close the advertisement then I realized what was happening here
ROFL
that is
amazing
I have a friend who will like this a lot.
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#a medley of rebloggomania
This isn't actually a book and I'm not actually a Kylie.
